Simens Asylum

Merry Christmas, Happy hannuka, Winter Vacation, Seasons Greetings……

You know the drill! : )

The Asylum wishes you a great snowy celebration of whatever gets you going this time of year!

Simen is old. Long live Simen!

I have been watching some trailers for games I know I’ll play (maybe even buy) in the near future. And the features that the developers seem to focus the most on is the following:

RedAlert2: Video cut-scenes featuring women resembling pornstars in army uniforms…
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/41813.html

Fable2: Ingame orgies and farting.
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/41783.html

The modern day video game industry might not have got any better on storytelling and such. But they sure have made staggering advances in the patchwork that’s supposed to cover that up!
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Oh, and I’m writing this here, ‘cus I thing the main site could use an update once in a while… and in that spirit!
WHAT PLANS DO YOU HAVE FOR HALLOWEEN? DO TELL, DO TELL!
Will probably make a new post on the big day itself, between scaring the crap out of toddlers and watching The Nightmare Before Christmas for the gods-knows-how-manyeth time.

Stay alive people : )

For all of you “The End is Nigh!” and “Science will destroy everything!” people…

They’re about to fire up the LHC

Yeah…

(If you know, and don’t care, skip next section)
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For those of you who aren’t nerdy enough to know what the hell the LHC is I’ll give an quick, mostly non-scientific explenation:

The LHC, Large Hadron Collider, is in fact an Hadron collider, that is very large. It’s a ring that covers many miles, like a really long tube. It forces tiny objects (particals, atoms, electrons) to collide.

They might use it as kinda like an fusion-reactor beta test. Fusion is how the sun makes energy. The sun is far away, the Swiss mountians of Doom are not.

So aside from exploding the planet with WAY more energy than we can possebly control, it should be able to do 2 other things.

1: Make Black Holes. I have no idea how this works, but my guess is that if that happens, we’re screwed.

2: Make anti-matter (dark matter, black materia… dunno). A really smart scientist guy has stated that LOOKING at this stuff might make reality implode. It sounds stupid, but the guy is supposedly very intelligent andhave written sever books on the subject…

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Yeah, I think they were planning to start up the LHC the 10th or something… thats tomorrow…

So just in case we’re f5skd, bye bye people, nice knowing you.

Simen edit:

While some believe it’s the end of the world, others are sure we’ll find something new and exciting. I’m among those who think that a wednesday is a bad day for world destruction, very… anticlimatic.

But no worries, I was linked this picture from someone who seem to know more about what is going on there, and as long as they have something like this, why worry?

Also, check out this awesome video about the HLC…

Btw… the firct collission won’t happen until after a month…

THIS CONCERNS YOU!…. maybe…
ohkey, now most of the people who read stuff here on SA, aren’t directly affected by this. Still, I believe that most of you realize how compleatly retarded this is.

I speak of the Orphan Bill….
I COMMAND YOU TO READ! (or at least scroll through the major points, like me…)

http://mag.awn.com/index.php?ltype=Columns&article_no=3605&page=2

Oh yeah, and as you can see, there are people working on this in Europe also….
I honestly feel like crying, ‘cus this shit is actually sad! And so retarded that its funny! I’m going to laugh and cry!

I hate to bump Simens post, it’s under this one now. Go check it out!

Also, I made this right after the last one, before I heard Jans (”rabbit”s) request for a recap-comic… appearently, my extremly short and puddle-deep comic is long and complex. So I’ll make somewhat of a sumup of the story thus far and possebly ridicule Jan…

Anyways, here’s even more horrible, horrible comicart… oh, artistic sense why has thou forsaken me?

http://www.simensasylum.com/ithos/byebye.jpg

Promise, the next few will be better, even if I have to make my hand bleed…

How long have I been slacking of now? 4 months? 6? more?

Use the link below…. (I dunno/can’t remember how Simen manages the comic site…)

BRAND SPANKIN’ NEW COMIC!

(http://www.simensasylum.com/ithos/bossesdaughter.jpg) if the link doesn’t work…

More on my lazynes in THE FORUMS! 

So I decided to skip the digitalizingness part of my comics. It did take too long, and kinda killed my will to do them. The 2 new comics Simen put up now, were quick scetches I drew in Denmark, during SUMMER-HOLIDAYS!…. The greates problem I had with those 2, was to remember the darn dialogue (which I of course planned then, yet didn’t write down). I think its still somewhat like I planned it : )

Anyways, here they be! Click me! And click me!

I hope to draw quite a few this month, making up for lost artistery.
Artizt 4 lÿfe
    - Ithos

We’re fortunatly mostly gamers around here. New comic is up, click the big yellow thingie to see or this link.

The north european weather is on an PMS-rampage (apolegies 4 the ladies, we love you), so I left Danmark and headed home. Floods lays waste in Norway and Sweden, and people drowned in the mudpools at Roskilde this year.
This was more than enough to make me go home (also, a week without webcomics was starting to get to me…)

So Today I started out sorting me messages. Its lovely few of them from around here, but my DeviantArt account ’s got a tendency to stack up on stuff. I’ve got way to many people on my watch-list and a nasty habbit to leave comments. This results in loads of stuff for me to do. So for the past 1-2 hours, I’ve been commenting and watching art.

After that, it be webcomics-time. I’ve only checked up on my 15-20 favorites, and Im shure I’ve got plenty to do when I get home to my URLbucket and less stingy firewall. The firewall at this PC hates comicgenesis for some reason or other.

So Now Im Back To Bother You! I was probebly not realy missed during a weeks period of time, but I will still make updates with poor webcomic-reviews, lame exuses for not making comic and random banther!

Bother bother bother bother AVADAKADAVRA!
Sir Rantsalot, signing off!